AHOY

i probably definitely wouldnt be posting this if i wasnt drinking but i just wanted to belatedly say for anyone who really liked my ~BLOG[S]~ that i really, really appreciated it. i have huge appreciation for the people who talked to me through/because of this website and i really have felt like a shithead in the corner of my mind, even though this is only the internet, for leaving so abruptly. i probably definitely cant come back to tumblr, because tumblr is something i did for this stretch of my life where i was totally unemployed (and then underemployed and living with my parents) and im busier now and tumblr was such a huge fucking rush to me that i had to either do it all the fucking time all the fuck day long or do little abrupt mini-hiatuses, and i’ve been employed for a while and tumblr just wouldnt feel the same if i rationed myself. but i really just wanted to say Thank You for anybody who enjoyed this stuff and who enjoyed talking to me because it really helped when i really needed it and all of you guys were amazing and that’s literally real. i feel like a colossal tool now and am going to bed but much love.

zombieirish asked: CUT YOUR SHIT OUT AND GET THE FUCK BACK TO POSTING MY LULZ

i did a gis for “you’re not the boss of me” and found this, so, here it is

hope that tides u over

robocide1 asked: your posts sometimes make me cry laughing js

come get your erection hug!